Go Forth and Set the World On Fire. I Have Matches

I'm Sierra. Here are the things that secretly inspire me, make me pee my pants from laughter, and cry like my forever-alone friend watching The Notebook.

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verityinspades:

regulateddiscord:

jake-horsecock-english:

dinosaurchickenuggets:

“If you’re from the sea…why do you have legs?”

#omg does that mean like #mulan is janice #and kuzco is damien
this is kuzco. he’s almost too gay to function.

I need art of that.

omg WANT

can this be created right now PLEASE

“will you please tell aladdin his hair looks sexy pushed back?”.. “your hair looks sexy pushed back”
“I can’t go out *cough cough* I’m sick”     “Boo, you poor.” 
“Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?”     Tinkerbell:”It was my mom’s in the pixie days”      ”Vintage, so adorable… That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen”
“Daisy Duck is a fat virgin” “Still half true”  “Wendy Darling. She made out with a hotdog”
“Nice wig, Jasmine. What’s it made of?”     “Your mom’s chest hair!!”
“Four for you, Pinocchio! You go, Pinocchio!”
OH MY GOD. LOVE.
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I started crying and I couldn’t stop myself. Seriously, what’s wrong with me? Why am I crying.

Permalink lifeasabee:

rules are rules demi…

I’m sorry, I just had to. Means Girls references are the best.
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Permalink Just messing around :)
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Permalink Truth.
Permalink Who is this weirdo? Hm. I need to find better stuff to mess with.
Permalink Ask me anything, tell me anything! :D
Permalink Whooo, finished! Psh, take that homework!
Permalink Hey look! Stuff that isn’t homework.
Permalink ALL MY CHILDRENS WILL HAVES MUSTACHES.
Permalink Can’t.. focus..
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Gahh.

Procrastinator? No. I save my homework for later because then I’ll be older, therefore more wise.